Yes, I have sweet deal. I haven't deposited cash into a bank for 3 years now.
I did that for...~counts on fingers~....30 years...now Paul and his family and friends give me cash whenever i need it.

And here's Hollyweird with all it's apocalyptic movies about machines taking over and killing teh humanses.

So alas, i could intro you to Paul, but you may not have the same loving relationship that I have with him.

HAH! So reminds me of the scene from Americam Psycho where he tries to shove the kitten throught the slot of the ATM.

HAH! Another scene. This time from The Fifth Element.
The robber standing in front Of Corbin Dallas' apartment.
Corbin opens the door and the robber points the gun at him, some words are exchanged and the robber says, "Uh yeah, now give me the caaaaaash!!!"
And then he does this oh so funny dance after Corbin takes his gun off him.
Uh, hello, wacky dancing robber, Corbin Dallas is a meat popsicle, not an ATM.