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Old 05-12-2017, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Nature Grows
Reason people tell lies (that i can think of atm)

1. To avoid trouble, to avoid something.

Example 1.

Bob: "Hey did you pick up my cousin like you said you would?"

Ben: "Ugh, yea of course"

Bob: "Then where is she?"

Ben: "Oh, ugh well i picked her up then she said she wants to walk half way because, you know site seeing an all that"

Bob: "She just text me and said you never picked her up"

Ben:

Example 2.

Bob: "Hey im going to the movies today do you wan't to come with me?"

Ben: "Oh gee that sounds so fantastic but.. ugh you know what iv got this thing i need to do.. so i really can't"

Bob: "Whats that thing you have to do?"

Ben: "Oh it's a thing... just a thing, so yea got things to do....something"

Bob:

2. To boast, to make something into something it wasn't.

Ben: "Man! should have seen it! before this big dog tried attack me but i scared it away, no one messes with me!"

Bob: "I did see it i was watching from across the road you ran for your life"

Ben: "What ever man... i don't care what you say"

3. To get something they want, to make people do something they want.

Example 1.

Ben: "So someone i know is going to give me a ferrari soon for free but i don't really want it"

Bob: "Woah! can i have it? i always thought they were awesome!"

Ben: "Yea sure i don't see why not, how about you buy me that new laptop i wanted an we'll call it even"

Bob: "Of course, no problem"

(Bob never gets ferrari)

Example 2.

Ben: "Hey can you drive me to the airport, it's really important i get there fast i think i may miss my flight, ill pay for fuel though"

Bob: "Yeah sure buddy, as long as your paying for the car fuel"

Ben: (Opens wallet, sees money inside) "Oh man im sorry i have no money actually i didn't realise, don't worry about it i'll just walk"

Bob: "You'll never make it in time! c'mon i'll still take you"

Ben:

4. To cause issues, to manipulate situations.

Ben: "You know Wendy? yea well today i saw her an she said your a jerk"

Bob: "What do you mean, she was with me all day today, we didn't see you"

Ben:

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....rofl.
These imaginary gents' convo here, IDK...sooooo so lame, LOL.....

Thanks much for the laffs amigo !


Peace & blessings
7L
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