I conclude that logically the truth is that the truth is absolutely relative, but then logic is as absolutely relative as the truth. As Spock from Star Trek said, "Humans are illogical so it would be illogical to think they could think logically." To Spirit everywhere is so 'absolute' and 'relative' are meaningless, unless unless the truth is that you're Spiritual and you want to gain some existential high ground. So there. And I'm off to have some beer and popcorn while the entropic system of Spirituality does its 'descend into chaos' thing.