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Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs
I forgot to mention, always listen to a woman, nothing worse than a man that doesn't listen.
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Agree. I've learned this the hard way. And use to fall asleep during my dinner dates trying to listen only to be waken up by the waiter then i ask "where did she go?" "Who's going to pay for this?" But not anymore. Now i bring a tape recorder to a date. And listen to her whenever i can't sleep.
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Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs
I think we need to make clear what eye we're talking about here. There's lots of eyes knocking about this place, third eye, japs eye, all sorts.
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The eyes that remain two and never dissolves and becomes one.
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Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs
Good. This is a very handy skill. Women like dishwashers.
You're very welcome.
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Originally Posted by hallow
. HAHAHA!!! that's great. Maybe men will believe it and do it. Creep a bunch of ladies out. Witch means more choices for you. Out smart the em! Hahaha
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So that leaves me as a last resort. I agree that a woman has to be extremely desperate to select me. So here i am for the desperadoes.
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Originally Posted by Lorelyen
Any bloke who comes up to our table in the pub/café, I ask him for his latest bank statement.
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Lorelyen, if i happen to stumble upon you, i would happily share my latest bank statement with you. Then together we can laugh at how much of a broke bloke i really am. A rich broke bloke that smokes coke and likes to joke.