Sure WW. I'll ask him about it (he'll likely say yes, hes never said no before unless its something personal.)

Ok so I have another conversation, its a lot longer than the first and goes off track a bit and turns into just our usual chattering at the end, but oh well. It was late yesterday evening, but I hadn't had a chance to put it up here until now.

I've broken it up into chunks so the huge wall of writing doesn't get confusing. I was really surprised at the length of it (3 pages!) because we only talked for not even half an hour.

Me: So, what do you mean by you being an 'incubus'?
Baal: It mean's 'to lay upon.'

Me: You lay on people?
Baal: I lay with people, but on is relatively the same.

Me: So by lay with you mean sex right?
Baal: Yes, if you want to call it that. It's not the literal act though considering I have obviously no body attached to me. It's not a physical act.

Me: Ok, so why do you do it?
Baal: I do it because naturally I'm responsible for ensuring that life or fertility is carried over to unborn spirits and continues to be created and maintained within grown individuals. Like a bee to flowers, I take from one and give to another, both to sustain myself and them.

Me: Wait so you allow people to give birth?
Baal: No. I help them to remain fertile in a non-physical way, so they can bring new souls into this place and ensure that life continues for as long as possible without detriment to the individual.

Me: I'm not sure I get it. I mean you'd need to be in multiple places at once to do this thing for everyone.
Baal: I don't do it for everyone. There are others that tend to those that I don't.

Me: Ok, so how do you actually do it?
Baal: That's a little personal don't you think?

Me: Yeh probably. Can you tell me anyway?
Baal: I can, but I don't want to. It's important to me so I like to keep it to myself.

Me: Are you sure its that important? I mean you've already said this much.
Baal: It is 'that' important.

Me: Ok. So your telling me that there's a heap of spirits doing some kind of 'maintenance' on humanity's ability to procreate/introduce and maintain life by having 'sex' (but not sex) with them?
Baal: Yes.

Me: Intriguing, if not kinda hard to believe. Why wouldn't anyone notice?
Baal: We're discreet at what we do and its also best to do so while the body is asleep.

Me: And why is that?
Baal: It gives everyone a baseline, a way to see how someone naturally is and what they need rather than while they are active and everything in them is constantly moving and changing.

Me: Hmm. There are stories about incubus, myths and stuff.
Baal: There are. Your point is..?

Me: I actually didn't think you'd know about them.
Baal: You assume a lot.

Me: Well, you are a spirit...most don't really hang around the physical world to read up on mythology and such.
Baal: Not that you can see. We might all have our faces buried in books for all you know.

Me: I've never seen a spirit reading a book. I thought I was pretty well informed myself.
Baal: About what?

Me: Everything. Haha.
Baal: Your lucky I know your joking.

Me: Why?
Baal: Because I don't want to talk to someone who thinks they know everything.

Me: Maybe I do.
Baal: …...No you really don't.

Me: Your very picky with who you talk to.
Baal: You don't know anyone else I talk to.

Me: Oh right...well I stand by my statement anyway. You don't seem to talk to many other people.
Baal: I also 'stand by' what I said earlier. You really do assume a lot.

Me: Why's your name Baal?
Baal: Originally it was just a title of respect. Now it's a lot of things, most of which aren't respectful at all.

Me:Why do you keep the name if its not what it should be then?
Baal: Regardless of what it means or what others think it means, its still my name just like you have your name. I'm not changing it for anyone because they don't like whatever connotations are connected to it just like you wouldn't change your name if someone didn't like it for reasons that might not even be true. I'm not ashamed of my name and I never will be. I am proud to be who I am.

Me: That's some very strong words there. You seem kinda defensive.
Baal: I am defensive. Is there a problem with that?

Me: No. I just thought by now you would have relaxed.
Baal: I'm just tired. I can never 'relax' when it comes to you, especially when your doing this interview thing.

Me: Why?
Baal: I had a long night last night and your still new to me so I don't know what to make of you and you already know why I don't appreciate the interview.

Me: Why to the first two things?
Baal: You sound like a child, you know.

Me: Yes. Haha. But seriously why...
Baal: The long night was because someone was ill, so I had to put in extra hours for them. And I don't know how to answer that other question. Your just not what I'm used to.

Me: And what is that?
Baal: Associates mostly, locals that aren't attached to bodies and who don't have some morbid interest in documenting everything I say.

Me: I don't document everything. I'm sure you'll get used to it.
Baal: Again with the assumptions..

Me: Are you annoyed by all my assumptions?
Baal: No, I think its entertaining actually. But all the questions are starting to become dull.

Me: I've got a good one. If you could say something to the whole of humanity, what would it be?
Baal: Hmm. I have too much to say to humanity, but I think the most acceptable things would be 'don't believe everything you read, think about what you say more often and don't take things for granted.'

Me: Do I count as being one of the ones you'd address.
Baal: Are you human?

Me: Depends on which way you look at it.
Baal: Then I'll say no to the first, yes to the second thing and maybe to the last for you.

Me: Hey, I think before I speak!
Baal: Funny I couldn't hear you thinking...
Me: Thanks. -_-

Baal: Did you like my visit the other night?
Me: That was you?

Baal: “No of course not.” See what I mean by you not thinking?
Me: Ok ok I get it. But seriously your not just joking around are you?
Baal: No joke.

Me: Ok, well yeh I liked your visit, but you kept me awake for ages.
Baal: You were awake already and it was only 4 hours.

Me: Yeh, but still...it was meant to be my sleep time.
Baal: I didn't know you had a curfew?

Me: Your a real joker tonight aren't you?
Baal: I was asking a serious question.

Me: I can hear you trying not to laugh. Why didn't you let me know it was you?

Baal: I don't know. It seemed more fun when you couldn't see my face. Can we stop this now?

Me: What? You trying to make a fool of me?
Baal: No this thing. The interview.

Me: Oh so you admit to it?
Baal: I told you I never lie.

Me: Yeh well that doesn't answer the question. I will get you back for this.
Baal: I would like to see you try.


(And hes gone.)