[JosephineB]

Originally Posted by davidmartin

ah you caught me there, haha. i was hopeful of hearing that phrase a few more times. anyway, pretending to be changing the subject, yes i did enjoy it and the surprise made it even better. had that plant years and didn't even know it did anything till a long flower stalk sprouted up and opened and out it popped. it was rigid and firm to the touch. blissfully unashamed. hopefully this picture won't break the forum rules, its not my one but one just like it

https://www.google.com/search?q=phallic+flower&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBGB742GB742&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEw jvq_n6xKrjAhWKOcAKHStlBt0Q_AUIECgB&biw=1920&bih=96 9#imgrc=bpeY_z1j5iEsKM:

Rigid and firm to the touch

Yes, I think you would have broken the forum rules if you'd posted your one

Wonderful specimen in the link btw