[robhr]

In high school, I was walking back to school after lunch with an acquaintance. I slipped on the ice and these two seniors drove by and gave me the slow clap. We went down the next street and the seniors slipped on the ice and ran into a tree. We laughed and gave them the slow clap. Everyone was okay.

Then I was back from university in the summer and a guy came up to us outside 7/11 and started a fight with us. Later, I had a black eye and a swollen lip and I was helping my cat up to the window, when the darkening shade fell and the adorable kitty freaked out and scratched my face all up. People at work thought I got beat up by a girl.