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Originally Posted by JosephineBloggs
I read somewhere that cats bring us "presents" to try and teach us how to hunt. They're very disappointed in us of course. The last cat that used to live with us did very little hunting. I think he was too lazy. Frogs from the next door neighbours pond used to appear now and again though. Cats also spray to mark their territory. What a stink! The male cat has a spiky penis, so that probably accounts for the noises when mating.  
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That's interesting, I'd heard that that's them leaving us presents but I thought it was more like their way of saying, 'Er yeah, nice one for the food and shelter and that' (that's how I imagine my old cat Oscar would say it, anyway, if he was a human being I think he'd be
April Ludgate from 'Parks and Recreation'). I was thinking I appreciated the gesture and all but I'd really prefer booze or chocolates next, I didn't realise he was home-schooling me
