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Originally Posted by BigJohn
When Dinosaurs were the most advanced species on the planet:
I never heard anybody claim Dinosaurs were reeking havoc on the planet!
When I was a Dinosaur in a previous life, I was a big, big dinosaur.
One day, there was a little dinosaur that would run around and would drive me crazy.
I put a stop to his irritations when I scooped him up and swallowed him whole.
Immediately I got one terrible stomach ache that last for 5 hours.
The pain disappeared when I had a bowel movement that was a singular 4" spherical shaped stinky.
Time passed and one day, in this life time, I found a piece of Coprolite.
When I picked up the Coprolite, I went into a deep sleep and then it dawned on me I was holding petrified dung.......
Actually my own petrified dinosaur dung from one of my past lives..........
As time passed by, I collected more and more of my own Coprolite.
One day I came face to face with the one who was the little dinosaur.
I told him he would be able to ascend in this lifetime if he can get his, actually mine, Coprolite from me......
I never told him that I already had plans for his/mine Coprolite... I was going to grind it up as an aphrodisiac.
The moral of the story... I might be the only person who has really worked on getting their ******** (dung) together. |
In the age of ice you have seen it written.
I just wrote it and passed it to you as my opinion.
I do like a story with a moral ending.