I took my old VW to a quantum mechanic the other day. So now the old girl is up on blocks waiting for a spare Higgs bosun to arrive from Italy. Next time my VW breaks down I'm going to take her to our local shadetree mechanic, Willy Newton. He'll just give his speed wrench a couple of turns and get her running at light speed. I've always been curious why Willy keeps boxes and boxes of bubble gum and bailing wire on his shelves.