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Old 05-05-2018, 02:46 PM
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Benefits of honey

Some say Honey isn't a fast track to gluttony. I agree. I read one of those amazing articles about natural remedies intended to confuse people and be disguised as useful information because so many people in the health industry have other motives.

First, buy all the honey from your local grocer, make sure its the new fad, "raw honey", pour it into a bathtub...because bathing in honey won't make you feel too much desire for something sweet. Go outback, take a bee hive and place it on counter next to tub. Indulge in the honey, slowing covering yourself. While in honey smorgasbord, poke bee hive with stick because everyone in the natural remedies community understands bees like honey so naturally they will be attracted to you while coated in it. And remember, all the top holistoc information available via trolls in disguise indicate that bees stings and honey are good for the heart, joints and will bring you so much spiritual understanding. Heck why not add some other. " natural remedies" ways, blueberries, broccli is living by the way ( a top secret to the trolls who don't want you to see too much light), a nice kale salad with onions that will make your aura dirty. Make sure you take a bath afterwards, only using the bar of soap and not a wssh rag because you want to ensure you don't get too clean .
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