Crikey that's a lot of typing. Of similar interest is the heatwave being enjoyed at the north pole. It's causing worry because of its duration and temperatures 35ºC above seasonal average (with no daylight). Temperatures are higher there than London and Paris at the mo.

Could mean people living on lowlands are in for trouble!

There's another volcano: Mt Tiedes in Tenerife. Seismic swarms building up there. It's the stuff of big tsunames if that blows.