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Originally Posted by Lukas
I hoped to find a Chuck Norris joke in this thread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch; he knows what time it is
When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn't get wet - water gets Chuck Norris.
When the Boogieman goes to sleep at night he checks underneath
his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked someone so hard his shoe flew off, broke the space-time barrier and hit Amelia Earhart as she was flying over the Pacific.