If I were him, I expect I would be sneaking around and mysteriously turning on peoples lamps and pushing the occasional book off the shelf. Hehehe!
Come to think of it, I have recently had my browser tab mysteriously close down a number of times before I could finish a post, so perhaps he is watching over the site and warding off the evil spirits!

But seriously, it is good to have a place to come and dump my crazy thoughts into a pensive. Grateful.