*this is a rap song by the way*

I wanna be a guru
I wanna be one now
I wanna be the guru
I wanna be a cow (had to toss that one in)
I wanna be a guru
I wanna yes I do
let the guru rapper
do the guru moves..

I wanna be a guru
yeah man I do
so damn the hoodoo gurus
let the hoodoo guru view

Land in your guru
yeah man can do
give me a a guru
who rocks the world through

Yeah man a guru
rocking all around
guru guru, hey man dont frown
I gotta love my guru
its a guru view I chew
yeah man this guru
is awesome and so true