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A thing is defined by that which it is not that makes it so.
Time is relative to the perception of it, and yet the farmer still digs up the seeds to see if they have sprouted yet...
Farmer: "It says on the packet, these seeds should have sprouted by now...it says "two weeks" and it has been a month already... what gives?"
Seeds: "A month? Bulldust! it has only been one day since you planted us...and the instructions are based on "seed time" and not "farmer time".
Farmer: "So, what is the difference between "seed time" and "farmer time" then?
Seeds: "We are much closer to the event horizon of a worm hole than you are".
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