When I was five I had been really naughty and as a consequence was sent to my room. The curtains where drawn, I remember getting tease and eventually falling asleep. When I woke up some time later, I looked out of the window and a police car was outside. I went downstairs and the relief on my parents face was unbelievable. Apparently when they had come up to check on me I was upstairs, they had gone outside and then called the police.

The police had turned beds upside down, checked the cupboards and the loft. They had just radioed out a missing person report.

My parents wanted an explanation, I said I was in my room the whole time. To this day the incident is still a complete mystery....