As a guy who lives on the shores of the Gulf Of Mexico and routinely swims in the ocean......I can readily identify with this. ...
I'm pretty sure my last words will be "Hey y'all....watch this!!
I'm living on "tropical standard time"!!!
Yes I Am a Pirate! 200 years too late....the cannons don't thunder...there's nothing to plunder...I'm an over 40 victim of fate!