That's only because you don't know me, Emerald. Budge over a bit.

If you want to good belly laugh have a look at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5gm9hoTw6Y
They're talking about the movie The Life of Brian which parodies (putting it mildly). If you're an atheist and as a bonus a Monty Python fan it's damned hilarious. And you'll be damned for watching it. Even if you're not a Python fan it's still a good watch.