Dear Gomez,
Been listening to some really cheesy music today, cheesier than your average Gorgonzola. Think Begees, and you'll get an idea of the depths of my depravity.
"Aah, aah, aah, aah, stayin' aliiiive.........."
Oops, had a relapse there, lol.
Can u tell me if there's any hope for me?
Lots of love & anticipation,
Jay xx