Codswallop!

Good God Percy, not bloody codswallop! Sounds like the universe is a bit congested and is going to be hacking something up. That's disgusting, keep those dimensional doors shut for gods sakes, before the whole planet is up to its bloody arm pits in slimy gooey quantum codswallop... I think I am going to be sick just thinking about it. I say! This is over the top irresponsible, what do those yodeling fools at Cern have to say for themselves.