Memorable short funny quotes from your guides
 

Memorable, short and funny please.

I was asking my guide if a certain someone had killed me in a previous life. His answer? "Who hasn't?"

That's hilarious! I can hardly believe no one replied before now! So glad your guide has a great sense of humor!! Hope you don't take it personally! :)

I wasn't eating well and was dropping weight early in my awakening, and was using my pendulum one day and the message I got was, "It's time to feed the Pugs." "Pugs," was my Dad's nickname for me as a kid. Get it? Pugs, not pigs!

Well I sometimes ask my guides the sam question over and over when I am tired .. they actually answer me.. but after 3-4 times the answer just pops up in my mind before me actually thinking the answer through.. and i know some are smiling and laughing at me.. They are so fast :O)

... and I am grateful for the help I am getting..

Peace and Love to you all

Yours

A Peaceful Mind

You know, I get them all the time, and it makes me laugh at the time, but dang if I can ever remember it later....

I was meditating in bed one night and tried chanting 'om mani padme hum'... was skyrocketed oob and would have hit the ceiling except I was pinned down at my shoulders and I heard a very distinct french voice say "ehhhh je pense que NON" (transl. I don't think so...).

There's been others but I can't recall them just now.

Sitting with Joel in a tree trunk, I was doubting the reality of the experience. He was rolling a ciggie beside me and so I voiced my concerns.

"I'm not even sure that you're real..."

"I know," he replied, quick as a flash, "I'm not sure you are either."

I nearly fell out of the tree laughing.

:D

I love that Squatch