I'm going to be really square now and just state that this is the best thread on SF since the crash. :smile:

19: Smarmy guy to inform the rest of us they are no longer called light bulbs or lamps, but the politically correct term: Personal Illumination Devices or PIDs. And we're all insensitive jerks for using the term light-bulb and/or lamp.

Personally I prefer: "Bright glowy thingy" :angel5:

oooo, ooooo, when did it go back to lightbulbs??
i was sat around the glowing campfire singing ging gang goolie.......did i miss something??!! lol

Greetings..

Okay.. y'all are taking this too......... Lightly!

Be well..

Q. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
A1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
A2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
A3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
A4. Rottweiler: Make me.
A5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
A6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
A7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.
A8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
A9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?
A10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
A11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
A12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
A13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
A14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little cluster...
A15. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

:D

Very clever. Is it safe to assume this very playful side of you has been brought out by the Lady Love? Does that mean the date went well?

So much so that I'm regretting to have to send the Christian singles site we met online at a success story. We are now exclusive, had having flown a few states to meet for our first date; her traveling a few states to an unknown location and meeting me, I felt was a true test of faith. Now it's my turn, and in a few weeks I'll be flying to her for Christmas. We kept having those light bulb moments, perhaps Christ being the light of revelation was working overtime for us. Thanks 002 Cents for inquiring.

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Great news. Bless you Shim.

i'm going to have to disagree with you on your versage of said light bulb. a true PID (personal illumination device) would be just a smaller lighbulb inside a metal stick you can carry with you anywhere......there fore called a FLASH LIGHT........which i am going to use to find my way in the dark to the camp fire..... :dink:

HaHa...boom! boom! :D